Kiwis of a certain age will remember Claytons as a risible attempt to pass off an inferior substitute as the real deal. Some marketing genuis came up with the idea of selling soft drink to boozers using the classic punch line: “Claytons, the drink you have when you’re not having a drink”. Pretty soon people were attaching the Claytons brand to anything that didn’t quite measure up, and I guess it was about then that the product was withdrawn (though Wikipedia says the Aussies were still buying it as recently as 2007).
Clayton of the week last week was surely the ETS announcement…